Welcome to the Par Out Clubhouse

Golf Terms

  • Birdie:

    A score of one stroke under par on a hole.

  • Eagle:

    A score of two strokes under par on a hole.

Golf Jokes

  • The Preacher Golfs

    There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he got, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The...

  • What's your secret?

    A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"
    Nicklaus replied, "...

Golf Facts

  • The Longest Recorded Drive on an ordinary course is one of 515 yards by Michael Hoke Austin of Los Angeles, California, in the US National Seniors Open Championship at Las Vegas, Nevada on September 25, 1974. Austin drove the ball within a yard of the gre
  • The world's first ever golf tournament for women was held on New Year's Day 1811 at Musselburgh.

Golf Quotes

  • "Tee your ball high...the air offers less resistance than dirt."

    - Jack Nicklaus
  • "The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game."

    - Anonymous