Welcome to the Par Out Clubhouse

Golf Terms

  • Mulligan:

    The custom of hitting a second ball, without penalty on a hole, usually on the first tee.

  • Bunker/Sandtrap:

    A hollow comprised of sand or grass or both that exists as an obstacle and, in some cases, a hazard.

Golf Jokes

  • Now where'd that ball go?

    "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
    "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went."
    "You're seventy-five...

  • Too Many Questions

    Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.
    Mary: Tell me about it! I went golfing with my husband one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!
    Jill: Well...

Golf Facts

  • The Longest Recorded Drive on an ordinary course is one of 515 yards by Michael Hoke Austin of Los Angeles, California, in the US National Seniors Open Championship at Las Vegas, Nevada on September 25, 1974. Austin drove the ball within a yard of the gre
  • The Lowest Recorded Score by a Woman in a professional tournament on an 18-hole course of more than 6,000 yards was a 62, first recorded by Mickey Wright on the Par 71, 6,286 yard Hogan Park Course at Midland, Texas, in November 1964. The score was equale

Golf Quotes

  • "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow."

    - Sam Snead
  • "The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."

    - Phyllis Diller